Some developers write code like Olympic athletes: fast, flawless, and with perfect form. Then there’s me, fumbling with syntax errors and Googling “how to center a div” for the hundredth time. If coding were a sport, I’d definitely be the benchwarmer cheering awkwardly from the sidelines.

Training Like a Pro (Kind Of)
Athletes spend hours perfecting their craft. I spend hours debugging why my JavaScript loop won’t break. My warm-up routine involves stretching my fingers and muttering “Please work” before hitting run.

Victory Moments:

  • Finally resolving a bug at 4 a.m.? Gold medal-worthy.
  • Figuring out Git without a nervous breakdown? Silver, for sure.
  • Accidentally deploying a typo to production? That deserves a participation ribbon. xD

Not everyone can be a coding champion, and that’s okay. Some of us are just here for the snacks and stack traces. 🙂